urbestenemy:

Me listening to Carly Rae Jepsen’s Emotion as a tumblr Joke

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Me after realizing this album actually scalped me and left me edgeless with its bops

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Me joining the Carly Rae Jepsen stans.

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alchemechanist:

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

tumblr new york aesthetic: sitting on a fire escape in a big sweater drinking coffee, walking down an empty time square in an outfit that costs $233445 dollars, lays seductively on the train with the bf making out and shit, dances in the middle of the street in the rain, 

me: cries in the middle of the street cause i lost my metrocard, crosses the street with two cockroaches beside me, fights with the grocery store owner cause he wont let me stay in the store while its pouring outside, lets the rats get on the train first,

flipping off a cockroaches on subway platforms, getting irritated about being almost hit while jaywalking, and assuring your extended family that the disaster of the week that made it onto national news happened in a completely different borough

onsaud:

*goes back and de-capitalizes the first letter in a text*

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